Since I am all about the pleasure and the hotness and sexual intensity and the beauty of the women especially, there really isn’t much that will disuade me from watching porn these days. Even a crummy scene with bad music and stupid plot will get over if the girls are reasonably hot and seem to get into the moment of the sex. Having said that, there are some definite turnoffs for me:

1) Directors narrating while the scene is going on: The stops and starts and sucky music background is bad enough without having some idiot running play-by-play inthe background. Dude: SHUT. ‘YO. ASS. UP. Either have some decent music or let the natural sounds of sex take over.

2) Facials aren’t nearly as bad for me as for some others, since I understand the safety feature that they represent. But, please, can’t we see some ingenuity here….like, maybe coming on the woman’s tits or ass of back or feet or any other part of the body rather than always the face ALL THE TIME?? And FFS…eye shots ARE NOT EROTIC…aside from being quite painful for the woman, which kinda detracts from the pleasure.

3) FOREPLAY. SETUP. SEDUCTION. Rather than jumping from a few lines right to the blowjob, how about some erotic setup like some grinding or necking or petting or kissing to set the mood?? I’m not saying that every scene must have candlelight dinners and roses and wine, but at least allow the horniness to build somewhat, OK??

And while we’re at it….how about some more solo scenes of women and men getting turned on on their own or watching others get it on….and getting aroused enough to get themselves off through mutual masturbation?? Voyeurism and exhibitionism are as much a part of sex play as the fucking and sucking; why not use some more of that and less of the “circus sex”??

And speaking thereof….(4) I’m not opposed to DP’s or threesomes or even including a bit “rougher” edged sex if all parties are into that….but if it looks in any way like the woman is being pushed or forced, the erotic vibe just falls flat. Leave the kink to the experts, please, and go with what turns YOU on, not what attracts the circus. Your performers will thank you, too.

And finally: memo to porn producers and distributors: would it be a stretch to your budgets to provide your talent with a decent place to shoot your scenes, along with some basic essential amenities such as, I don’t know…a running toilet, some decent grub, a place to relax between scenes…..you know, all those nice things that keep them happy and contribute to a better performance?? Forget about having condoms available (though that would be nice for those who request it)…I’d settle for a decent venue with food and relaxation time. It really does make for a better product.

OK…so I rambled a bit more than I thought…had a lot on my mind. Oh, well….que sera, sera.

Anthony

I’ll forgive you this much because I dig this site…for this once.

Anthony

Cuz I swear before the Lord if I see the same Motel 6 setup or the same couch used from the porn producers living room I’m going to throw up.

Cuz I swear before the Lord if I see the same Motel 6 setup or the same couch used from the porn producers living room I’m going to throw up.

Since I am all about the pleasure and the hotness and sexual intensity and the beauty of the women especially, there really isn’t much that will disuade me from watching porn these days. Even a crummy scene with bad music and stupid plot will get over if the girls are reasonably hot and seem to get into the moment of the sex. Having said that, there are some definite turnoffs for me:

1) Directors narrating while the scene is going on: The stops and starts and sucky music background is bad enough without having some idiot running play-by-play inthe background. Dude: SHUT. ‘YO. ASS. UP. Either have some decent music or let the natural sounds of sex take over.

2) Facials aren’t nearly as bad for me as for some others, since I understand the safety feature that they represent. But, please, can’t we see some ingenuity here….like, maybe coming on the woman’s tits or ass of back or feet or any other part of the body rather than always the face ALL THE TIME?? And FFS…eye shots ARE NOT EROTIC…aside from being quite painful for the woman, which kinda detracts from the pleasure.

3) FOREPLAY. SETUP. SEDUCTION. Rather than jumping from a few lines right to the blowjob, how about some erotic setup like some grinding or necking or petting or kissing to set the mood?? I’m not saying that every scene must have candlelight dinners and roses and wine, but at least allow the horniness to build somewhat, OK??

And while we’re at it….how about some more solo scenes of women and men getting turned on on their own or watching others get it on….and getting aroused enough to get themselves off through mutual masturbation?? Voyeurism and exhibitionism are as much a part of sex play as the fucking and sucking; why not use some more of that and less of the “circus sex”??

And speaking thereof….(4) I’m not opposed to DP’s or threesomes or even including a bit “rougher” edged sex if all parties are into that….but if it looks in any way like the woman is being pushed or forced, the erotic vibe just falls flat. Leave the kink to the experts, please, and go with what turns YOU on, not what attracts the circus. Your performers will thank you, too.

And finally: memo to porn producers and distributors: would it be a stretch to your budgets to provide your talent with a decent place to shoot your scenes, along with some basic essential amenities such as, I don’t know…a running toilet, some decent grub, a place to relax between scenes…..you know, all those nice things that keep them happy and contribute to a better performance?? Forget about having condoms available (though that would be nice for those who request it)…I’d settle for a decent venue with food and relaxation time. It really does make for a better product.

OK…so I rambled a bit more than I thought…had a lot on my mind. Oh, well….que sera, sera.

Anthony

I’ll forgive you this much because I dig this site…for this once.

Anthony